



12 December 2009On Thursday night, Rebecca, Neal, Bela and I returned to our house after having an early dinner of beans and tortillas up at the clinic. Bela and I quickly readied ourselves for bed, and crawled under the mosquito netting to read a bit before falling asleep. I am slowly working my way through
El General en su Laberinto, by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and Bela is devouring
La TeleraƱa de Carlota, a book he and I both have fond memories of from our childhoods.
Minutes later, the phone rang. It was Joel, the Doctors for Global Health site director for Estancia, calling to check in with us and discuss clinic happenings over the week. We lumbered out of bed, gathered Neal and Rebecca, and put the phone on speaker. After our conversation with Joel, we stayed at the table to chat a bit more.
Suddenly, something flew by right over our heads. I startled and jumped out of my chair.
“It’s a bat!” Rebecca yelled.
“Oh cool!” Neal responded quickly, as both Rebecca and I scrunched up our faces.
Bela jumped out of his chair, and moved behind me. “You had a rabies shot, so it’d be better if it got you!”
The bat continued to fly in circles around the room, probably becoming more agitated as our voices got louder. Bela explained that in Kenya people shoed bats out of their houses with brooms, and ducked outside to grab one. Neal enthusiastically took the broom from him and ordered us, “Stand back!”
Bela hid in our bedroom, and Rebecca and I cowered in hers, as Neal went to work. He swung at the bat every time it swooshed by. It appeared that we would spend the night watching Neal swing, and the bat fly circles around his head.
Abruptly, I heard a splat, and a dark object whizzed past my head. “Run Rebecca, run!” I yelped as I darted back into the common room and into our bedroom.
“Neal, get it out!” Rebecca exclaimed as she dashed out.
Neal ran in, opened the bedroom window and tried to shove the bat out. He was unsuccessful, however, and the bat flew back into our shared space. Out he charged, more determined than ever to rid the house of the bat. He stood in the center of the room, knees slightly bent, and choked up on the broom. Again, the bat swooped by, and he wound up and swung. I heard a crash, and saw, briefly, as our one and only light bulb exploded and rained down upon Neal, the bat swoop towards the wall.
The sound of glass tinkling on the ceramic floor continued for a few seconds.
“S%$#!” Neal exclaimed, as he tiptoed to his bedroom to grab his headlamp.
“That was amazing!” Bela responded, in awe.
“The bat’s still in here!” Rebecca reminded us.
Neal diligently swept up the glass, remarked that we would all have to be careful about being sure to wear sandals in the house for a few days, and steadied himself to continue the battle against the bat.
A few more swings, and Neal batted the bat out the front door. It landed, stunned, on the front porch. “Come take a look,” Neal said, “I’m going to throw it into the corn field.”
“You didn’t have to kill it,” Rebecca responded, despondently.
“It looks like a rat, or a
tipisquintle*!” I remarked upon having a closer look.
“Neal, dude, you should not touch the bat with your bare hands. Get a bag,” suggested Bela.
Neal ran back inside, and covered his hand with a plastic bag. Outside again, he approached the bat, and grabbed for its wing. The bat, obviously recovered, rolled over and flew off. Neal walked back towards us, a smile on his face, clearly the victor.
--Calla
*A
tipisquintle is a rat-like mammal that lives near the bank of the river, likes to eat guayabas and the bark of sweet trees, and has sharp enough teeth to kill a dog if it feels threatened.